Privacy Policy

All your personal information is being collected and I really enjoy it. Enter more sensitive data, i liek reading it when taking a shit.
We won't judge you for any weird searches you make on our website. We've seen it all, trust us.
In the unlikely event that we accidentally leak your information, we may send you a basket of kittens as an apology.
But don't worry - it's bulletproof secure, all passwords are hashed with the military-grade ROT13 cipher hardened with base64. You may think I am bluffing, but you will never know: my website is protected using the security by obscurity paradigm. Take my apologies if the HTTPS cert expires. It's not my business, you know.

This website server is maintained by a huge IPv6 extremist. The internet of the future? More like the internet of today: if you don't have IPv6 connectivity - that's the issue on your side. Your packets may be silently discarded if they smell like IPv4.

Cookies

I like eating cookies, also i like storing them on your computer, so i can read later. I store the following cookies:

• code - This is a JWT string that is an univeral identifier for your account, it is used to identify you when you log in, and is used to identify you when you are logged in. Also it correlates your IP with your dick size
• refresh - Updates the JWT if it gets expired or something gets terribly wrong. You can't go away from the authentification!
• PreferDogs - Indicates if you like either dogs or cats. If you mess with it, the cat mafia will hunt you!
• .AspNetCore.Antiforgery - Forge isnt allowed, accept that.

Cookies i may add when you don't expect it

• ASP.NET_SessionId - This is a session cookie, it's used to identify you as a user, and it's deleted when you close your browser.
• Googel.Anal - An anal probe from google, so we don't loose a track on you!